I'm over this blog.  Goodnight and good luck.

Phhhfffllt.

Boredom:  An emotional state experienced during periods of lack of activities or when individuals are uninterested in the activities surrounding them.  

I Want To Go To England.

Everyone there just looks so cool.

On The Wagon.

I have never give people a hard time for not drinking while at a party.  Especially if they are improving their life and trying to sort things out.  

So it really pisses me off when people here continually give me shit for not drinking.  I have 4 broken ribs you asshole and if I get drunk I will not pay attention to the pain and I will hurt myself and probably have to go back to the ER.  I'm not saying you can't drink and have a good time.  I'm not drinking. That's it.  And stop telling me that mixing pain killers and alcohol is a good idea.  That is a terrible idea.  That is how people OD in their sleep and honestly it doesn't make you sound cool.  It makes you sound like a college kid that is trying too hard to look cool. 

And why do you care about what I do? I don't give a fuck what you do. Don't worry about me.  If I'm not having a good time I'll leave.  

Seinfeld...

Seinfeld on the people that ride in the little carts in airports.

"If you are too fat, slow or disoriented to get to your gate on time you are not ready for air travel"

So, so true.  

I think it's time...

I've got the itch.  The 9-5 is great but there has got to be something better and more exciting.  

It's time to get this show on the road.

Is it just me or...

Do you sometimes just want to say "fuck you all"?    I have some decisions to make. 

Skokie.

I hate suburbia and all that it stands for.

Last weekend

Was amazazing.

Jesus Christ.

Mad Men is the best fucking show on television.

Party At The Party.

INT: Bar Bathroom - Late Night

Nikki stands in line for the women's bathroom and watches her friend Megan walk up and stand at the end of the line.  Two girls leave and the line moves forward.  Nikki is now in the bathroom and sees camera flashes coming from the handicap stall.  Nikki watches several camera flashes.

Nikki

Hey Myspace!  You mind wrapping up your photo shoot!?

 Some people out here actually have to piss!

The flashing continues as the other girls in line laugh.

Nikki

Hey, I know it's really hard to do coke off the back of a toilet seat

 but do you think you could wrap this shit up!?

One more camera flash, then nothing. Nikki roles her eyes then kicks the bathroom stall door three times and, from inside the stall, a bottle of Bud Light falls to the ground.  The other girls in line laugh, but prepare for the fight ahead.

Nikki

(Bites finger in mock shame)

I don't give a fuck!

Alas, the stall opens and coke whores spill out and look at Nikki.

Drunk Girl(s)

Why so hostile?!

Nikki 

Um, it's a bathroom not a fucking photo shoot.

End Scene.

That was what happened earlier tonight.  It was pretty fucking funny and I was completely sober. 

Food!

Lunch, Chicago style...

Breakfast of champions...

Cubs Vs Phillies

I fucking hate fireworks.

Ugh.

Sometimes I feel completely alone.

Wait a second.

So Slipknot is still making music?  Why?  We, as Americans, can only hope that after our country's decline and economic downfall that we will experience a musical revolution like England did in the 60's and 70's.  

"Tonight"

Nothing like days spent with sailors and nights spent with PBS programs about the beginnings of television.  Shows like this make me remember why I moved here.

New City.

New Apt.

So far things are going well. The city is amazing, the weather is gorgeous, people are nice and work is going well too.  But, I must say,  it doesn't mean anything if you don't have friends to enjoy it with. So come visit.

The Big C

Chicago = amazing.

more to come...

Oh my.

I just had a sip of Coke and it was glorious.